" holy moly "

 [ "holy moly" ]

1: a term often used instead of and meaning "holy shit" either by a young person in front of there parents to avoid getting an ass whooping or by a young person in front of peers as a term of surprise, shock.

  * e.g.,  ... "holy moly did you see the speed of that car?" 

 [ "holy moly" ]

1: It means the same thing as holy shit or jesus christ, basically it's a muted and politically accepted reaction to seeing a gorgeous woman.

  * e.g.,  ... A ravishing woman walks into a room. 

 [ "holy moly" ]

1: A religious drug addict, especially one that cranks the beat up.

  * e.g.,  ... Father, you are one holy moly, AND I NEED THE CRACK ROCK. 

 [ "holy moly" ]

1: holy moly is often referred to a girl named elizabeth off of a well-known app called tiktok. she is a highly cringey person and has two moles on her face. one by her nose and one by her chin. she likes to make a noise that says “reeh”. not to mention that she LOVES porges from the movie “star wars”

  * e.g.,  ... holy moly has a big mole on her face. 

 [ "Holy Moly" ]

1: A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

  * e.g.,  ... "This salsa will burn it's way in and out!" 

 [ "Holy Moly" ]

1: Kate and Aidan. They are just on another level. The world cannot comprehend how absurd they are. They are also obese and have an unique obsession with orange chicken, specifically P.F. Chang’s. Also, a normal sleeping schedule..what’s that?

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you see Kate and Aidan today? 

 [ "Holy moly" ]

1: The expression your girl says after you give her an orgasim.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy moly that was one whale of an orgasim! 

 [ "holy moly balls" ]

1:  Said in disbelief

  * e.g.,  ... Allison: Holy moly balls! I only have 4 days of school left!  

 [ "holy moly balls" ]

2:  A better and funnier way of saying holy cow

  * e.g.,  ... Katie: HAHAHA! 

 [ "holy moly crapioli" ]

1: Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni! Friend: good for u 

 [ "Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli" ]

1: Superlative usage of the expression Holy Moly.

  * e.g.,  ... Dr. Phil: Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli! I demolished Danielle Bregoli the other day. Obama: Lmao 

 [ "Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli" ]

2: May only be spoken/written by supreme members with a doctorate.